Yet the stock market hit a five-year high. I've always wondered about the market reports. "Markets were down sharply on reports of spot shortages of unicorn farts". They never know what markets are going to do in the morning, but after closing, the "experts" are always there to tell you why whatever happened, happened.
It kind of reminds me of riding home from one of the radiation treatments: we passed a place that had a "psychic reader" sign in one window, and a neon "open" sign in another. I said, "I knew that".
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Yet the stock market hit a five-year high. I've always wondered about the market reports. "Markets were down sharply on reports of spot shortages of unicorn farts". They never know what markets are going to do in the morning, but after closing, the "experts" are always there to tell you why whatever happened, happened.
It kind of reminds me of riding home from one of the radiation treatments: we passed a place that had a "psychic reader" sign in one window, and a neon "open" sign in another. I said, "I knew that".
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